loldash
very serious javascripts
wait what?
usage
npm install loldash
import install from "loldash";
install();
docs
Array.prototype.eat
- returns an empty array
Array.prototype.floppy
- removes the last three items of the array and returns the removed items
Array.prototype.fry
- adds 325 to every item in the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.ginormous
- increases the size of the array to be 2 ^ array.length
and returns itself
Array.prototype.lubricant
- accepts an integer as a parameter and increase the size of the array to that size and returns itself
Array.prototype.moist
- returns a string of generated JavaScript that returns that array. useful if your code is too DRY
Array.prototype.mushyface
- randomly adds and subtracts numbers from each number in the array without changing the average number of the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.nope
- no operation, just do nothing and returns itself
Array.prototype.pancake
- sugar for calling smoosh
and fry
Array.prototype.rad
- overwrites all the values in the array to be a pretty rad string of hearts, returns itself
Array.prototype.scrunch
- cuts the size in half and combines values of items next to each other and returns itself
Array.prototype.smooosh
- recursively smooshes an array of arrays into one smooshed (or flattened) array, returns itself
Array.prototype.smoosh
- smooshes an array of arrays into one smooshed (or flattened) array, returns itself
Array.prototype.squiggle
- shuffles the array and returns itself
Array.prototype.squirt
- removes a random item in the array and puts it in the previously accessed array and returns itself
Array.prototype.tickle
- coerces all the items in the array to be a different type or value and returns itself
why would you …
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!