go get github.com/adamryman/go-fuck-yourself

// For a more `goofy` command, identical in all but name and print. To show your pg friends.
go get github.com/adamryman/go-fuck-yourself/goofy

// \ʕ◔ϖ◔ʔ/

$ cat main.go

	package main

	import "fmt"

	// Sad code :(
	func main() {

		ss.Open()

		fmt.Println("What a time to be alive!")

		fmt.Printf()
		jfa;
		what
		even
		is
		this
	}

$ go build main.go
# command-line-arguments
./main.go:8: undefined: ss in ss.Open
./main.go:12: not enough arguments in call to fmt.Printf
./main.go:13: undefined: jfa
./main.go:14: undefined: what
./main.go:15: undefined: even
./main.go:16: undefined: is
./main.go:17: undefined: this

$ go-fuck-yourself build main.go
FUCK: `ss.Open()`
FUCK: `fmt.Printf()`
FUCK: `jfa`
FUCK: `what`
FUCK: `even`
FUCK: `is`
FUCK: `this`
You are now a go developer

$ ./main
What a time to be alive!

$ cat main.go
	package main

	import "fmt"

	// Sad code :(
	func main() {


			fmt.Println("What a time to be alive!")

	}