Inspired by Adam Harvey: https://twitter.com/LGnome/status/735573024825430016
if ($situation === SHIT::HAPPENED) {（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); }
Usages:
- throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻; // TableFlip
- throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻; // PudgyTableFlip
- throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻; // AgroTableFlip
- （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); // Function shorthand
- assert(（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻() ); // Use in an assert to only flip in dev
All three table-flip classes extend \Exception and implement the ┻━┻ interface, so the following works:
try {
$ret = doSomething();
if ($ret === null) {
throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻;
} elseif ($ret === false) {
throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻;
} elseif (!is_string($ret)) {
throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻;
}
} catch (┻━┻ $e) {
┬─┬ノ（･_･ノ）;
}
Note that the parentheses used in the class/function names here are U+FF08 FULLWIDTH LEFT PARENTHESIS and U+FF09 FULLWIDTH RIGHT PARENTHESIS since normal parens (U+0028/U+0029) are not allowed in PHP labels.
Similarly, the customary space is omitted entirely to make this a valid PHP label.