Office Simulator Slackbot
Office slack messages are the passive agressive post-its of the modern world. Do you miss the office life? You won't any more with this realistic office slack simulator.
In action
We have spared no expense, simulating the most realistic office messages, so you are never really at ease!
This is serious stuff
- Complete Realism
- 100% vetted passive agression!
- And of course, it REMEMBERS!
... 5 days later:
Lets see that again!
... 8 days later:
Installation
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Firstly, you will need to create a new "bot" integration, in your slack settings. Type a username
Office Simulator
and click "Add Bot Integration". -
Once the bot is created, you will be shown an
API token
... copy this, we'll need it later. -
Next, clone this project, or download it as a ZIP and extract it.
-
Open up
index.js
in the root directory, and add replaceSLACK_API_TOKEN
with your slack token. You can also change the channel fromgeneral
to one of your other channels, if you wish. -
Finally, run
npm install
andnpm start
in the project, and you should see the initial team building message.
Something to add?
Please, add new messages for the slackbot, etc, to the /data/actions.js
file... you can use the %modifier%
to add custom random alterations, as well as the reaction
key, to add custom reactions.
Submit a PR, and I'll check it out!
Note
Office simulator only posts once or twice a day, so if it doesn't seem to be constantly going, its due to painstakingly accurate realism.
License
The MIT License
Copyright (c) 2020 Tim Holman - http://tholman.com