bullshit job titles BJTs
- .BMP Optimizer
BMPO - 4 Stages Bullshit Recruiter
4SBR - Adobe Acrobat Updater
AAU - Amazing Keyboard Presser
AKP - ASAP Developer
ASAPD - Awesome Multiple Files Deleter
AMFD - Bug Hunting as a Service
BHaaS - Beard Manager
BM - Beautiful Code Artisan
BCA - Big IT Consultant Helper
BITCH - Bottomless Pit of Awesome Name Ideas
BPANI - Brand Champion
BC - Bullshit Experience Designer
BXD - Busy Digital Software Manager
BDSM - Chief Happiness Officer
CHO - Chief Executive Ravioli Code Chef
CERCC - Chief Make it Fucking Run Officer
CMIFRO - Closed Source Evangelist
CSE - Community Data Guerrilla
CDG - Complete Graphical Manager
CGM - Coolest Copy Cat
CCC - Crack & Ecstasy Organizer
CEO - Creative Mastermind
CMM - Creative Researcher Hacker
CRH - CSS Programmer
CSSP - CSS Warrior
CSSW - CSS Tamer
CSST - Digital Prophet
DP - Direct Response Administrator
DRA - Drag & Drop Hero
DDH - Dreamweaver RockStar
DWRS - Early Morning Late Adopter
EMLA - Evolutionary Thinker of Free Code
ETFC - Expert Mobile Phone Photographer
EMPP - Facebook Quality Controller
FQC - Facial Hair Consultant
FHC - Fax Machine Masterer
FMM - First Class HTML Prodigy
FCHP - First Class Joomla Hacker
FCJH - Flash Guru
FG - Freaking Frontpage Expert
FFH - Future Functionality Consultant
FFC - Future Millionaire
FMN - Google Search Expert
GSE - Guru Master Business Hero
GMBH - Hashtag Manager Legend
HTML - Homepage Designer
HPD - HTML Artist
HAT - HTML5 Gangster
HG - HyperSpace Tamer
HST - In-House Philosopher
IHP - Incomplete Beard Grower
IBG - Independent Security Resarcher
ISR - Informal Coffee Analist
ICA - Innovation Sherpa
IS - Internet Expert
IE - JavaScript Giant
JSG - JavaScript Injectioneer
JI - Jekyll Static Site Specialist
JSSS - Job Title Generator
JTG - Joomla Celebrity
JMC - Junior Beard Developer
JBD - Junior WordPress Admin
JWPA - Lazy Exotic Environment Technologist
LEET - Lead File Uploader
LFU - Lead WYSIWYG Ninja
LWN - M.Dot Superhero
MDSH - Magnificent Meme Meiseter
MMM - Markdown Hacker
MDH - Master CSS-layout Spec Designer
MClSC - Master of Copy&Paste
MCP - Mindmap Designer
MD - Minimum Viable Product Developer
MVPD - National Usability Director
NUD - Ninja Wizard King Slayer
NWKS - Phone Answering Specialist
PAS - Photoshop Master
PSM - PHP CEO
PHPCEO - Pornography Historian
PH - Post-Privacy Guru
PPG - Powerful Newsletter Unsubscriber
PNU - Pro CSS-managing-system Developer
PCSSMSD - Pro TYPO3 Installer
PTI - Professional E-Mail Composer
PEC - Professional Pizza Reheater
PPR - Professional TweetDeck Monitorerer
PTM - Qualitative Spam Reader
QSM - Quantum GUI User
QGU - Rapid Prototype Developer
RPD - Redditor
R - SASS Master
SS - Security Startup Test
SST - Senior Beard Manager
SBM - Senior Coffee Maker
SCM - Senior Google Analytics Expert
SenGAnEx - Senior Phone Operator
SPO - Senior WordPress Admin
SWPA - Sexual Social Media Professor
SSMP - Shizzlifier
SZZ - Social Media Assistant
SMA - Source Code Explorer
SCE - StackExchange Research Assistant
SERA - Sublime Text Evangelist
STE - Table Layout King
TLK - Thought Leader
TL - Über SASS Tweeter
UST / USST - UILang Expert
UE - Unemployed Interface Engineer
UIE - Variables Lord Master
VLM - Viral Videograph
VV - Virtual Horsedriver
VH - Virtuous Twittererer
VTRR - Virtuous Visualiser
VVS - Visionary Product Owner
VPO - Visual Jockey
VJ - Volunteer Frameset Endorser
VFE - Webmaster
WM - Website Building Warrior
WBW - Web Experience Manager
WXM - WiFi Wires Shop Owner
WWSO - Wikipedia Content Quality Supervisor
WCQS - Wordpress Expert
WpE - Java Junky
JJ - Service Workers Wizard
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