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F$Dā‚¬ - Client not paid? Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away

PROJECT F$Dā‚¬

https://www.facebook.com/gabriele.manganello/posts/10209967750768049

Retweeted Rik Lomas (@riklomas):
āŽ Client not paid?
āœ… Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away

WARNING

It's unprofessional. It's unethical. It's illegal. Could be.


HOW?!?

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Can I use this amazing opacity magic?

Generic infos

SEE EXAMPLES IN "examples" DIRECTORY -insert mind blown here-

PARAMETERS:

FadePaid start: it's the second that all start to fade away, since the Unix Epoch (January 1 1970 00:00:00 GMT)
default: next week

FadePaid end: now it's gone default: a week later

Before FadePaid start nothing happens, opacity is 1

After FadePaid end you are blind, but the universe still exists?

FadePaid start : FadePaid end = 1 : 0

PHP info

Include "fade.php" in your tag as in index.php example

OOP why not

JAVASCRIPT infos

Load "fade.js" in your page as in index.html example

Can I use this amazing time magic?

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